From the Archive: Travels with Charles Kuralt, Who Chronicled America from the Road

The trio’s love/hate affair with the Cortez lasted nearly a decade, although the “hate” component of the equation eventually achieved dominance. “Its metallic physique was manner too heavy for the flimsy chassis and suspension,” recalls Kuralt in his book, A Life on the Road. “What was a bump within the street to others was in all probability a blowout or damaged wheel to us. In California redwood nation one Sunday, I glanced into the mirror to note that we have been trailing smoke and hearth . . . the rear wheel bearings had welded themselves to the rear axles.”

After the second Cortez attained terminal mechanical decrepitude, Kuralt discovered “that the corporate had gone broke and was blessedly unable to offer a third. We purchased a brand-new Revcon,” Kuralt recalls, “an elegantly appointed product of California. This was my thought. I favored the thick carpet.”

Bleckman regarded the Revcon with fear and loathing. “You know, if Charles have been a lady, he’d be pregnant on a regular basis,” he says. “Charles all the time says sure.” When the gleaming new Revcon first appeared, Kuralt asked Izzy, “What do you assume?”

“I feel each shifting half goes to interrupt down,” Izzy replied.”We purchased it anyway,” stated Kuralt.

“Every shifting half broke down.”

That debacle led to the purchase of the FMC 2900R shown here, the last and most celebrated of the six On the Road buses. Kuralt’s introduction to it, however, was grim. “The first time we turned on the windshield wipers,” he says, “certainly one of them flew off and vanished into the storm.” Nonetheless, it is this motorhome that Charles, Izzy, and Larry drove 240,000 miles. Which is nearly the distance from Earth to the moon, or, in the case of On the Road, a distance equal to the most circuitous route from Cumby, Texas, to Lookingglass, Oregon, to the Holly Shelter Swamp in North Carolina, near Kuralt’s birthplace. Interspersed were unplanned diversionary meetings with Esther Wright (“the Bird Lady of St. Petersburg”), Hunter Thompson, MarIon Brando (who said to Kuralt, “If you permit this city earlier than I catch a fish, you scum, I’ll discover you wherever you’re and kill you with my very own arms”), Pete Seeger, Andrew Wyeth, and Jim Rozier. Rozier rubs truck springs across wooden stakes, which somehow causes earthworms to leap into his fingers.

Apart from two CBS eyeball logos and a largish TV antenna, the exterior of the FMC is remarkable only for its grotesque trapezoidal shape and its unremitting ungainliness—it’s 8.5 feet tall and almost 30 feet long. It is powered by a 440-cubic-inch Chrysler V-8 tucked cater-cornered behind the right-rear wheels. Without Izzy Bleckman’s cameras and tripods, without Kuralt’s typewriter and on-camera wardrobe, without microphones and reflectors and hundreds of feet of extension cords, the motorhome weighs 12,500 pounds. On the road, however, ready to record the dazzlingly simple stories of mainstream America and with three Egg McMuffin–fed men aboard, the bus usually out-larded its GVW of 14,500 pounds and wreaked inestimable carnage on its 17-inch tires.

“What I keep in mind most clearly of life on the street was shredding tires,” Bleckman recalls. “And they have been generally onerous to interchange. I as soon as referred to as Goodyear to discover a stash. The man requested how a lot the bus weighed. When I advised him, he went quiet for just a few beats, then stated slowly: ‘Do not underneath any circumstances drive that factor on our tires. We cannot be accountable. We do not wish to even hear what occurs.'”

“We skilled 4 spectacular blowouts in May ’74 alone,” Kuralt recalls. “In Ohio, each rear tires blew directly. The [motorhome] descended upon its rear springs at 60 mph, sending up a rooster tail of sparks for a quarter-mile . . .”

During Car and Driver‘s stint behind the FMC 2900R’s wheel, from Chicago to Dearborn, we quickly learned that you don’t so much drive the thing as shepherd it. It wanders constantly from berm to center stripe, with six inches of free play in the sloppy Saginaw steering. Looking like Ralph Kramden perched above his bus wheel, I developed a blister on my right palm before I realized that corrections were a waste of time; the FMC usually returns to a straight-ahead tack if you are simply patient. While you’re waiting, you also learn to cope with the world’s worst throttle response, acceleration that can be measured only with a day timer, and braking so poor that the driver must be skilled at predicting events that might transpire 30 to 60 seconds in the future.

Bleckman was amused by this analysis when we arrived with his beloved FMC at the Henry Ford Museum. “I gotta let you know, from the driving force’s standpoint, this was one of the best motorhome we ever had.” In the cockpit, Bleckman had made some modifications: he’d installed a tilt steering wheel, a “ping management” knob to retard timing “in case we bought a foul load of gasoline or have been within the mountains,” and an Edelbrock manifold-vacuum meter. The latter served as a rudimentary fuel-economy gauge. The V-8’s dismal response to a heavy foot was to swallow as much as one gallon of high-test fuel every six miles. Bleckman met a lot of gas station attendants.

Debris in a plastic baggie attested to a history of continuous mechanical mayhem.

Because the notion of sleeping inside any motorhome “lasted a couple of week,” says Kuralt, Izzy dismantled the FMC’s bunks and discarded its beds. Everything aft of the toilet became custom shelving to hold cameras, booms, generators, TV monitors, and a zillion rolls of film or videotape. Stored on end, tripods fit snugly in the tiny shower stall, which is located behind a 12-inch decal that says, “Battle Creek: Breakfast Capital of the World.” The interior of this motorhome smells like my grandfather’s wallet.

As the miles wore on, the team modified the bus at every opportunity. “The FMC was by no means supposed for cold-weather journey, both by mice or males,” Kuralt noted. (At least one rodent still resided therein as C/D handed the keys to the Ford museum’s curator.) “We progressively insulated it, utilizing foam pads, bits of carpeting, rags, and previous underwear to caulk its many drafty seams, however the inside nonetheless looks like a wind tunnel when the bus is on top of things . . .” The winter chills extended to the engine bay, too. Near Cisco, Utah, Kuralt recorded the following conversation:

“The carburetor’ s frozen up,” lzzy said. “Where’s the ether spray?”

“We used up the ether spray,” Larry said.

“Let’s pour in a few of that Drygas,” I stated.

“We used that up, too,” Larry said.

“We want some alcohol,” Izzy stated.

“Well, we haven’t any,” Larry said, “besides the vodka .” We looked at one another. I went into the bus and came back with a quart bottle of vodka, unopened. Larry solemnly poured [it] into the gas tank. The engine started with a roar. A mile or two later . . . the bus slowed to a stop again. “There’s all the time the scotch,” Larry said.

On the FMC’s last trip, there remained on board a raft of debris attesting to the motorhome’s colorful legacy of mechanical mayhem: cans of ether and “CarboChlor,” a large selection of flares, a pop riveter, a drill, fan belts, weather-strip adhesive, Liquid Wrench, an electrical schematic diagram that was obviously run over by at least one huge tire, seven unopened Champion spark plugs, a $2600 bill for a generator in Charlotte, repair bills from California alone totaling $11,749, a plastic baggie tagged with the ominous note “metallic residue and chunks from differential,” cans of Freon, a glue gun, 24 spare fuses, soldering flux, 12 lightbulbs, 100 sheetmetal screws, two complete door-latch assemblies, a snapped-off ignition key, and a thick tome titled Aqua-Magic Portable Toilet Guide.

Bleckman spent nearly as much time under the bus as in it, Kuralt recalled: “I feel someplace close to Seattle, Izzy had simply fastened the suspension. He drove over some railroad tracks, and it broke once more. From beneath someplace, I might hear a brand new sound. It wasn’t Izzy’s wrenches clanging. It was Izzy crying. The man was sobbing.” Bleckman isn’t sure exactly which time Kuralt heard the sound of his spirit snapping. “Every day, it was one thing else,” he says, “and never one thing small.”

Ironically, it was one of the myriad breakdowns that defined Kuralt’s fondest memory of 20 years on the road. “We have been in Wyoming, 50 miles up a dust street, once we had two flat tires. That was one too many. So we simply sat and waited. A rancher in a pickup arrived and carried us off to repair the tires, then introduced us again. Then he stated, ‘Well, it is virtually darkish; nothing to do however take you house with me.’ We had separate bedrooms at his ranch. We performed penny-ante poker and advised tales. His spouse fed us elk steaks, tucked us into mattress. That was the Dunlop household. We met them as a result of the bus broke.”

The CBS trio did not videotape the Dunlop family, but it was typical of how they stumbled across stories. “More typically than not,” says Bleckman, “a man who’d seen a current On the Road section would simply stroll up and say: ‘That story was nothing. You should drive over and meet this man I do know who grunts worms in Sopchoppy [Florida].’ So off we might go to Sopchoppy.”

C/D’s Phillips struggles with the FMC’s awful steering.

Kuralt’s own credo for finding stories was simpler still: “Stay off the interstates.”

Evidence of the trio’s haphazard sleuthing remains in virtually every drawer inside the FMC. Among the loose business cards, we found one from “Auto Race Promotions of Saint Louis,” with a handwritten note on the back: “James Wagner, Rolla, Mo., by no means wears footwear.” There are others, from “Erleen G. Snow, Champion Goose Caller” and from the “Reno/Sparks Tribal Council.” One drawer contains a 12-year-old clip from the Charlotte Observer featuring Levi Fisher, the man who delivers mail to the Amish. There is a letter soliciting Kuralt to interview Allen deHart at the National Whistlers Convention, plus a program for the 1982 Thresherman’s Threshing Show.

“I’d simply shoot, and Charles would comply with behind, taking notes,” he explains. ‘Then later, he’d get his typewriter out, and he’d spend an hour drinking coffee, smoking, walking around. Finally, he’d sit down, and a kind of script would emerge. But you could see him agonize for an hour beforehand. It was Charlie’s routine.” For Bleckman, probably the most magical moments of a life spent on the street have been the mornings, after the three males emerged from their “down and out” (that means near the car parking zone) motel rooms: “We’d go out at about 7, warm up the bus. Charles would get the coffee going. We’d just sit in there and look at maps and talk. Usually, we’d just plod around inside, sometimes for an hour, drinking coffee. Then Charles would say, ‘Well, let’s go here,’ and he’d point on a map at a place about 100 miles away.”

After 20 years crisscrossing America, Kuralt cannot recall what number of residents advised him he had one of the best, most romantic job on the earth. “I always agreed I did,” he says. “But it’s funny that, in October 1967, this started as a cheap and simple three-month deal. I didn’t think of it as a great adventure. Never dreamed they’d put our bus in a museum. My plan was just to get out of the office. It worked; I haven’t had an assignment from that day to this.”

Safe arrival on the Henry Ford Museum.

Car and Driver nursed the On the Road motorhome by its final unprepossessing hike by small-town America. We have been the final to park it on the Holiday Inn in Sturgis, Michigan, the place it elicited smiles amongst blue-haired conventioneers consuming cafeteria meals. And we have been the final to park it within the city sq. of Pinckney, Michigan, the place a stern girl in a flannel shirt walked up, rapped well on the aspect door, and barked, “Is Kuralt in there?” She regarded like a librarian. I shouted again to her: “Charles is on the road right now. But he promised to return the book next Sunday morning.”